Want to win a signed copy of my new book, Brainfluence: 100 Ways to Persuade and Convince Consumers with Neuromarketing? I thought we could have a little fun while we’re waiting for the results of the Super Bowl neuromarketing studies to roll in. Read on…
Neuromarketing scares some people, even though the techniques used by neuromarketing companies are totally noninvasive. Still, it’s understandable that images like the one below might give a skittish neuro-study subject a bit of a pause.
The real story: This is actually a photo of gel injection prior to collecting EEG data. (Performed properly, this doesn’t involve actually penetrating the skull!) There’s ongoing discussion about the use of “wet” vs. “dry” EEG setups in the neuromarketing industry. Systems that use gel to improve contact between the electrode and scalp are generally thought to provide higher quality data, but the use of messy gels is a major inconvenience for the subjects. Firms that use dry contacts feel that the data collected is still suitable for their purposes, and they can usually employ larger sample sizes in their testing.
The injection system shown in the photo is from Sensorium, Inc., a provider of EEG testing equipment. They say the system cuts electrode preparation time in half. I’m hoping they have a sense of humor, because I want you to provide your best caption suggestion in the comments. Don’t let the facts get in the way of your creativity! As noted above, I’ll pick one caption and send the author a signed copy of Brainfluence! So, put on your thinking cap (or EEG cap, if it helps), and post a caption or two below!







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46 responses to "Neuromarketing Fun: Add Your Caption" — Your Turn
}“This won’t hurt a bit!”
“I thought sex-drive stimulation was more old fashioned than this!”
Twitter: cono_sur
7. February 2012 at 9:53 am
Picking your brain – It’s easier than it looks!
Brainfluence hardware – only if it doesn’t work otherwise
Twitter: andreasolbes
7. February 2012 at 10:13 am
“You told me that with this I’ll get a really cool color!!”
“Jack’s attempts at becoming a superhero became more outlandish with each failure.”
If this vanilla frosting injection therapy works, we’re all going to be insanely famous!
Twitter: phillconnell
7. February 2012 at 12:28 pm
Nero’s ear canals became increasingly troublesome with every hook-up to The Matrix.
But wait, I only came for a job interview in the telemarketing department of the Professor Frankestien Institute!
Seriously? He does it for the love of science or he is paid?
Crap! Half-way through trying this new digital hair highlighter and it runs out of toner!
Watching the screen doesn’t make it hurt any less!
Twitter: deniseleeyohn
7. February 2012 at 10:29 pm
all i wanted was some frosted tips
“Anyone who thinks this neuromarketing thing works must have a hole in their head.”
“Introducing 5-Minute Ponytail! Sculpt that strong, sexy mane even Michael Bolton will envy!”
Twitter: NoelWeyrich
8. February 2012 at 1:41 am
Butter works best on the left brain, but save the pan juices for basting the tasty, intuitive right brain!
Twitter: interacter
8. February 2012 at 3:51 am
404 – Brain not found.
The winner!
However, my absolutely unofficial opinion means squat.
May the force be with you.
I just want blonde highlights, ok?
It’s Mind Over Matter: Picking your thoughts won’t compromise your intelligence, we promise…now HOLD STILL!
Twitter: achange_ar
8. February 2012 at 2:50 pm
Right now, Scarecrow was seriously rethinking that makeover.
better than Hair Club For Men
I changed my mind, I think i’d rather be bald …
Twitter: famousalice
8. February 2012 at 4:39 pm
Sucking out stupidity on the right, inserting intelligence on the left.
Twitter: famousalice
8. February 2012 at 4:40 pm
(Correction!) Sucking out stupidity on the left, inserting intelligence on the right.
Doctor: Look! Your hair is growing back already.
Martin Lindstrom, I presume – doing field research for his new book ‘Brainwashed’
At neuromarketing research one person should wear gloves and other should not!
Will my mum still recognise me?
Just your typical night in Jim’s garage!
After this astroliquid hairstyling I´ll be the King in the nightclub tonight!
“The NEW cure for Dandruff!” Don’t let the pictures fool you. It really is so easy!
“Involve your friends in this new social media trend and you’ll be the talk of the town!”
“The new Pepsi and Coke Challenge! Which one will make you smarter?”
The next president is being carefully programmed to ensure no nasty surprises for his owners.
WRONG ANSWER!!!!
“Wait a minute! I thought I signed up for a free hair transplant!”
or…
“Neo, Didn’t the Oracle tell you you needed a new program?”
…. on second thought maybe I will wait until my regular barber comes back from vacation.
“Try out our super new brain injection moulding service, afterall, two minds work better than one!”
British humour…:-)
Real world inception requires lube
“Scottie, Beam me up. PLEASE!!!”
Twitter: Danielmater
11. February 2012 at 9:13 am
I just need a bit of this grey matter
” Insemination fail “
“Brain juice refill”
Twitter: rogerdooley
16. February 2012 at 3:01 pm
OK, get your last entries in, Friday morning I’m going to close this off & pick the Brainfluence winner!
Got some great captions here!
Roger
Twitter: rogerdooley
17. February 2012 at 3:32 pm
Entries now closed. Waiting for time on IBM’s Watson to make the final selection.
“Poke ME to like YOU”
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